How to Eat Pussy Like A Champ

‘Pussy is the realness!

This is an expression by one particular woman who realised the beauty of going down.

Eating pussy is a skill and not one that everyone has. But with these steps we shall have you well on your way to going down like a champ.

15 gorgeous steps to help her walk down that path to ecstasy. But always remember, safe sex is the best sex.


No. 1: Tell her she is beautiful and mean it.

29044ec0cce1cb1abee1f72120ec89feWomen can be somewhat shy about their bodies. Society is not always kind to us and we aren’t always kind to ourselves. So there is nothing better than being in all our naked glory and someone saying that ‘you are just stunning.’

Mmmmm.

Sends a shiver down my spine right now.

Put her at ease and tell her how much you enjoy what you are seeing. Let her trust you enough to let you go down on her.

 

No. 2 Take a moment to appreciate her beautiful vaginaYoni

Take a minute and look. Enjoy the beautiful flower in front of you. A woman’s pussy is one of the most unique things about her. They are all so different, look different, taste different, smell different. Anyone who has seen a great number of vaginas will know (we don’t judge, we applaud).

As the article said ‘they come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl’s cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz.’

Take a moment to appreciate the one before you because it is like a snowflake, unique.


No.
3 Chat to it: women love to speak

maxresdefaultWomen love to chat more than men and we love to wax lyrical during sex. We love to speak and be spoken to (most of the time, some women just want to hear you moan which is amazing too).

Speaking to her will make her come. When you are stroking and touching her pussy, speak to it until it starts speaking back. It really will.

 

No. 4 Use the tip of your tongue on her outer lips, inner lips then search for her clit

Give it another look. Once you have gazed at it gently pull the lips apart and cunithen have a look at her inner lips before putting your tongue to them. Just a little taste.

Women have clits in all different sizes. It doesn’t affect her ability to orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.

 

No. 5 When touching her pussy make sure your finger is moist

2814818487486413_tt4p81d4_cSometimes you can use her juices, sometimes a little dab of lube. Or you can lick your finger. You have to make sure your finger is wet because the clit doesn’t have any of its own wetness and is very sensitive. If your finger is dry it could stick to it and this could be painful.

But you should work up to touch her clit in any case. Before she is properly turned on her clit is too delicate to handle.

No. 6 Approach her pussy slowly, tease her a little bit

Want to know who ever uttered the words ‘no one likes a clit tease?’IMG_ bw 9090

No one, ever.

Taking your time to approach a woman’s juicy spot will make the spot even juicer upon arrival. We love being teased as women. Makes it feel like you are enjoying yourself too much to rush. That you are taking us in.

Touch it with the tip of your tongue, breathe near it, whisper while close to it. Come close then pull away.

Drive us to the edge.

We will love it.

tumblr_n13rt5Svl91scgfnuo1_1280No. 7 This is the time for games, play with her
You know that soft area where her leg meets her pussy? Lick that. Lick that right now. Well, after you have handled the other steps. Put your face in her bush. Rub your nose in it.

Let your lips caress her lips. Just lightly. Press them to hers and excite her.

It’s all about being so close you can nearly taste her and she can nearly taste it.

She should want it like crazy by now, should be trying to throw it at you like rice at a wedding.

When she is bucking and throwing up her hips to try and get a little more put your lips on her slit.

No. 8 from hard to soft: kiss her gently then make it a little more intense.

Start with a soft kiss and then go a little harder. Once you have done this use your tongue to push apart her pussy lips and when she opens up run your tongue in between the layers of vag flesh.

Softly and gently spread her legs with your hands. Stroke a thigh while you’re there.

Everything you do with a woman you’re about to eat must be done gently.’


No. 9 Fuck her with your tongue

tumblr_ndzlnb0gZa1sfgntno6_1280Tongue-fuck her.

Do it. It feels amazing. I personally am such a fan I lose my mind and only have a sensory memory of it when it happens because it just feels so, damn, good.

It will drive her wild because it is a tease in a sense and makes her crave attention to her clit. Also the strength of the tongue (which is pure muscle) feels so good inside you.

Push your tongue in and out of her slowly and then more and more rapidly.

Woah. Actually getting a little turned on writing this.

If you check now you will see her clit has begun to peek out and harden. So bring your tongue to it. Even if you cannot feel that tiny jewel you can coax it out by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard right now and press into her.

No. 10 Work her clit with your tongue

Spread her lips and use your tongue to play with her clit. Do it fast. Do it. Do it. Doooooo it.

This will hopefully cause her legs to shake.

If she tries to close them push them apart again and whisper for her to relax and enjoy it. The pleasure can be overwhelming but make her ride it. That wave must be ridden.

When you feel she is about to come make your lips into an O and take her clit into your mouth.

And suck.

Gently at first, and watch her reaction.

The watching is the best.

If she can handle it go harder. If she is feeling that suck even harder. Check in with her and see what she is feeling, what she wants. If she starts to move her hips go with her, do not fight her.

Keep that O on her clit. Do not let go. Make her ride that rodeo.

Do. No. Stop.

She may fight you but do not let go.

Don’t ever stop. Not never*.

 

No. 11 Enter the fingers

6385427_origExtra tips to enhance the session: Put your fingers inside her while she is losing her mind at your clit licking skills.

You can slide in your fingers before you lick her clit, during the epic task or after. Dealer’s choice on that one.

But do not go too mad, remember what you are doing down there. Alternate and keep the spot juicy. Some women can dry up from too much penetration. Don’t be too…heavy handed in this respect (see what I did there?).

Women have an extremely sensitive area at the roof of their vagina. Let your fingers become acquainted with it.

The trick is two fingers. One is too skinny three is a little too much (steady on, we aren’t trying to scoop the last bit of pudding out of a bowl).

Make them wet, those digits need to be moist, people. Take it slow at first and then get a little faster. Be rhythmic about how you do it. But only go faster when she does, read her body, listen to her breath. She shall lead the way in terms of what to do.

No. 12 Learn what her ‘I’m coming’ clues areMassive_orgasm

Every woman is different. When we are about to orgasm there is not a one face fits all.

For some it may be their nipples get hard, others they may become drenched. For some their eyes may begin to roll back in their heads and others may begin to shake.

Know what her triggers are and you shall be amazing.


No.
13 When she is coming. Dont. Let. Go. – Multiple orgasms are real.

d17a8c0c-3d77-4d8f-b912-46c5370b1782_hunnylipsWhen the waves of ecstasy start coming keep rocking that boat. For goodness sake when she is coming DO NOT LET GO.

Please for the love of all that is good and merciful do not let go.

Hang in there till she comes. When she recovers from the first orgasm press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top.

Slide your tongue in and out of her pussy or if your fingers are inside move them a little and gently because she is on edge now.

If you boss this manoeuvre then you will give her multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after orgasm.

And when a woman knows that you can give her multiple orgasms then you shall be everything.

No. 14 Taking it a little further

There are a few women who like to have their anal section rubbed or entered while you are down there. Test it out, but be gentle and do it slowly. If she doesn’t like it, back off. It is not for everyone.

No. 15 After you give her ecstasy the work doesn’t end, make love to her slowly, quietly.tumblr_o0wo2c2bUu1sfgntno1_1280

Now that you have driven her crazy do not leave her alone.

Not just yet. Whisper to her, tell her how much you enjoyed what you did. Recap your best bits. Do this all softly.

Stroke her, caress her breasts, stroke her stomach and guide her back down to earth gently.

We just want those few moments after sex to make this that little more delicious.

So to end off giving head is life.

It can be wild and it can be exciting so take your time, know that practice makes perfect and learn her signs.

The most important thing is love it, and she will too.

Good luck and happy eating,

HOLAA!

This article was adapted from How to Eat Pussy for evolved people by Tammy, Linda and Nicole

*Consent is sexy so make sure you’ve got it first. And keep checking that it’s still there.

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22 comments

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Yet… not a word about safer sex…

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I hope this HeJin person is a woman. The article is about going down, giving head. If you do not know about practicing safe sex by this time after years of AIDS education in the country, which planet are you from? Fabulous article babes!!!!

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We apologise. We do have some saf sex articles on the site and will link tem to this page.

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Expose her clitoris and then give it a quick little suck; pull it into your mouth and let it go. Think of it like licking frosting or batter off of your finger. Do NOT use teeth or heavy suction when starting out. As she starts to become aroused insert your middle and index finger into her vagina find and stimulate her G Spot (if you’re not sure where it is, just ask her if what you’re doing feels good, she’ll definitely let you know if it doesn’t). When done correctly combining these will bring her to a very intense orgasm.

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Thanks so much for this comment! This is something that alot of people struggle with, having to be silent and not be able toe xplore and understand something that they want. One tip we would give is finding someone and building an interaction with them that creates a nice space where you can explore with them. If it is possible, finding a woman and figuring out what it is that works in bed for you in terms of women. Also exploring your own body is an amazing way to start that transition. Knowing your own likes and dislikes etc. You should not be having sex you do not enjoy. Not ever.

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It’s just a flick of the tongue! 🙂

Women deserve to be licked!

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